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February 18, 2005

Do you know me??????????

A typical Friday evening...rummaging around eBay looking for stuff I "neeeeeeeeeeeeeed", when I came across an auction that started playing this song while viewing. Yes I nearly had a Depend Moment here! Ahem..it would be sooooooo much funnier if it wasn't so true!

..and BTW...don't want to violate Weird Al's royalties here so I think you should probably go buy his CD with this song on it. the man has to eat ya know. hhhmmm...wonder if the deadzoom guys paid him to use it?

Sing along to Weird Al's eBay

Weird Al Yankovic
» EBay

Yeah
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what erev'll please
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case on vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

Posted by frani at February 18, 2005 07:21 PM

Comments

Yeah, I know about those Depend moments also :)
Weird Al selling on eBay? We all have to make a living!

Posted by: bunnybeth at February 19, 2005 10:54 PM

Weird Al wasn't selling..just his song was used by someone who designs selling templates to be used on eBay. Of course I thought of you right away.

Posted by: Fran at February 20, 2005 08:29 AM

OMG that was so funny!!! and so true!

Posted by: Risa at February 20, 2005 07:41 PM

Ha! Wish I'd thought of it :)

Posted by: bunnybeth at February 20, 2005 10:19 PM

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